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No you don't *grabs my shotgun and shoots Jayfeather in the head*
I win!

*hears Blake and swivles my ears towards him* "Now what were yo saying?"

"Then help me, please." *gives an apologetic growl and turns to leap at Eevee*

*starts glowing rainbow and transforms into ultimate form*
KAIWAIIII!!!
*turns into a animated cute Eevee*
*curls into a little ball and explodes rainbow aura everywhere making both of you knocked back*
Your being mean.. Me versus two of you so I call a friend!
*roars a Eevee war cry and a army of Eeveelutions with weapons appear next to me*
Now it's now plain fair
So I win!
Attack!
*Eeveelutions and me attack all of you with weapons and moves*

*appears in a pink hood and holds deaths scythe*
Your time is up little one
*blows out a orange flame in my hands and light turns off*
*eyes begin to glow and blacken over and over as I fuse the rainbow power and scythe together*
Voice: The Pink Terror has been made.. Your hope shall die
*sends the energy to the eeveelutions and they start winning the fight then I slice through the army easily like grass*
Oh I'll win~

"Oh yes I am"
*pulls out the Wind Waker and the Ocarina of Time as I play Wind's Requiem and Bolero of Fire at the same time then all of the wolves cower in fear and run away*
"Are YOU sure you'll win oh wolfy?"
*points the Pink Terror at you*